Everderp is a known user on THGW, mainly because every ****tard on there asks her to edit their profile or make them a signature (SCREW YOU!) Alice has many names and nicknames:

  • Alish
  • Quaidy Girl
  • Whats-Her-Face
  • Your Mom's Ugly Face
  • Alice the Wonderbra

Alice is part of the Haidere family and the Alpacalaca family, she has 2 sisters (Cass and Lauren), 1 brother (Andy), 59392048929292839283 husbands and 100000000000000000000000000000 wives, all beautiful and smart (not to mention imaginary).

Shes really stupid and enjoys perving over Anna and obsessing over The Man With The Hair of Steel.


Favorite shows Edit

Alice watches a lot of TV because she has no social life or anything better to do.

  • Doctor Who
  • Pretty Little Liars
  • The Vampire Diaries
  • Soul Eater
  • Adventure Time
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Aeon Flux
  • Pandora Hearts

Random garbage Edit

This is gonna be a long and subjective list of facts you probably shouldnt read if youre bored out in general.

  • Alice can speak 4 languages (5 if you count a dialect)
  • Alice is a pathological liar
  • Alice was born in Texas

Oh forget it, I can't be bothered

'Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone

Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show

Never wanted it to be so cold

Just didn't drink enough to say you love me

I cant hold on to me

Wonder whats wrong with me?